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About us

Asshole Inc.

Established in 2005 with a conversation between friends while sitting at a bar listening to two drunk guys talk about all the beautiful women at the bar, we decided those assholes needed their fair representation in the fashion world. Now you can get your own shirts with famous quotes from an asshole!

Company Moto:

Know an Asshole, Save an Asshole. Laugh hard, give back, and make a difference—one shirt at a time.

To show our commitment, with the purchase of each shirt we will donate $1 to the Colon Cancer Foundation through our "Know an Asshole, Save an Asshole" program. We also offer our Save an Asshole – Asshole Inc. Tee that donates $5 to the Colon Cancer Foundation.

Colon Cancer Foundation

The Colon Cancer Foundation is a 501(c)3 non-profit organization registered in New York State and listed by the Federal IRS as a public charity dedicated to reducing colorectal cancer incidence and death.

OUR MISSION: To lead the fight against colorectal cancer (CRC) by supporting research that will lead to the prevention of, therapy for, and eradication of CRC in our lifetime, educating the public and the healthcare community about CRC and the most effective strategies for preventing the disease and advocating for equal access to quality of life-affirming, fertility-preserving treatment for all patients and caregivers.

In 2004 Dr. Thomas K. Weber founded the nation’s first public colon cancer awareness event – the Colon Cancer Challenge. As a surgical oncologist working daily with colorectal cancer patients, he saw the need for increasing public awareness of the nation’s second deadliest form of cancer and the importance of expanding research focused on the causes and cures of colorectal cancer.

Since its first year the Colon Cancer Challenge has grown to attract thousands of participants and supporters from around the nation. The Colon Cancer Challenge offers survivors, family, and friends of those affected by colorectal cancer a unique opportunity to raise public awareness and contribute to the fight against this preventable, yet often fatal disease.

In 2008 the Colon Cancer Foundation was established with a formal mission of reducing colorectal cancer and related deaths through supporting research, increasing public awareness and education, and collaborating with strategic partners in the fight against colorectal cancer.

While we have made great progress in reducing incidence and death rates of those 50 or older over the last decade, the simple fact is colorectal cancer is still the third most commonly diagnosed cancer and the second leading cause of cancer death in women and men. And incidence rates and death of those under 50 have increased at an alarming rate each year.

Thanks to our individual contributors and corporate sponsors, we are able to continue to work towards our vision of A World Without Colorectal Cancer™. Each of them is a valuable partner, whose generosity and support is vital to the fight. There is no way to adequately thank them for their contribution to our work.

Our Promise

• To raise awareness of colorectal cancer (CRC), the importance of early detection and the most effective screening methods available;
• To increase awareness of CRC risk factors and factors that may help prevent CRC, including knowing one’s family/genetic cancer history, exercise and nutrition;
• To reduce the disparity that exists in CRC incidence and mortality rates by providing funds to improve screening rates in underserved and uninsured communities;
• To award translational research grants to young investigators studying genetic and epigenetic changes that will ultimately lead to new breakthroughs in the prevention of, therapy for and elimination of CRC in our lifetime;
• To leverage the impact of our donors’ support by developing broad public/private partnerships with local, regional, national and global organizations invested in a mutual goal of colorectal cancer prevention and early detection.

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Professional

Professional

Reverse Cowgirl

Reverse Cowgirl

Rim Job

Rim Job

Save an Asshole

Save an Asshole

Spooky

Spooky

Standard - Beenie

Standard - Beenie

Supa Texas Reshuffle 2025 - Hoodie

Supa Texas Reshuffle 2025 - Hoodie

Supa Texas Reshuffle 2025 - Jogger

Supa Texas Reshuffle 2025 - Jogger

Supa Texas Reshuffle 2025 - Mens

Supa Texas Reshuffle 2025 - Mens

Supa Texas Reshuffle 2025 - T Shirt - Womens